Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
