its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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