what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
