absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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