just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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