He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Mom said you looked used
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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