The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I love you. Go after that dick
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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