like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There r osticjed everywhere
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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