I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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