She announced her abortion via fbk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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