I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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