READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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