and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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