I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
where are my eyebrows?
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