ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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