I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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