Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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