I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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