remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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