we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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