where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
