In America we eat man semen.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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