im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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