Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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