If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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