People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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