i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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