It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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