Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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