talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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