So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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