Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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