sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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