bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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