I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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