just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
