hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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