And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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