sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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