I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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