Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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