If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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