he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just found a bag of teeth...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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