I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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