I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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