My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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