I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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