if i can run in heels then i can drive
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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