just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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