Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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