You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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