Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You are a genius and a whore.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize