I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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