i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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